Obligatory comment about how it’s winter and we are all bored and there’s no baseball, and yadda yadda yadda. Discussion time. What’s the absolute worst show that’s currently airing on television right now? I’ll start nominations.
The Big Bang Theory
This show is probably one of the most offensive pieces of junk on television today. What once started out as a celebration of all things nerd, turned into a gigantic mockery of nerd culture, followed by a random naming of all things nerd just to prove they have whatever cred keeps them on the air. Not to mention it’s a sitcom that literally has no jokes. We get it, the one guy has some sort of weird version of Asperger’s. And the one guy gets super nervous around girls. Oh, and there’s the hot chick who’s clearly lacking in intelligence. Because she’s blonde. Great writing there.
Two Broke Girls
Really, someone please explain to me how the hell this show keeps getting renewed year after year after year. Yes, NCIS sucks, but at least people get their murder mystery on. Plus, go America or something. But what the fuck does this show have to say about anything except salty chicks with big boobs can be hot on the rare occasion? Also, we get it. Blonde chicks dumb, blah, blah, blah. May as well tell a tired lawyer joke. It stopped being funny 45 years ago, and really is just offensive and lazy at this point. I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say it again. 2 Broke Girls is the WORST.
Holy crap, as an IT professional, I take some serious offense to this show. And this is coming from a person who let movies such as Hackers and Swordfish slide. Yeah, they were beyond terrible, but at least they were terrible to a comedic level. CSI: Cyber seems to exist solely to scare the crap out of Grandma and anyone else who have so fucking clue how technology works. Look, I love me some James Van Der Beek and Patricia Arquette as much as the next guy, but holy shit, what did they do to deserve this disgusting sewer pit of hell? CSI has always been a pretty terrible show (all of these lines are immediately followed by the now famous Yeaaaaaaah), but this show absolutely takes the cake. Look, I get it, actual hacking is pretty boring, but seriously, you can do better than this.
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So what else you got? How can it get worse than these two crap shows that seem to get renewed year after year? What other shows do you see on television that just make you weep for all humanity? Only one rule. The show must have have been renewed for at least a second season. No “one-and-done’s” here.