And see how many baseball players are older and younger than you? C’mon, you know you do. It’s a fun exercise to do when you’re procrastinating actual exercise. Baseball Reference has this handy-dandy little age calculator to let you figure that out. It’s great fun.
Share your results, if you dare. I would, but I’m crying too hard into my coffee to see the results. Results appear hazy. There are now baseball managers younger than me. Go to hell, Kevin Cash. I think Machu Picchu may actually be younger than me now too. I don’t know how that happened, but it can also go to hell.
As for you whippersnappers younger than Roberto Osuna (20 yrs, 10m, 26 days), just hush.