Jordany Valdespin just signed a minor league contract with the Tigers. He’s a Mud Hen, y’all. We have been given the heartwarming gift of remembering the HBPiD, lo this holy season.
Spring training will soon be upon us, and we will again have the opportunity for moments like this:
Throwing a hardball at someone’s dick is the reason for the season. For now, we have just this picture to remind us, and we must do as the Good Book tells us:
Mary treasured all these things, pondering them in her heart.
For this gift, we are truly grateful. Merry Christmas, everyone!