It’s that time of year when many a person shifts their thinking toward the giving and receiving of gifts. So today’s discussion topic is all about what gift you and your team would like to unwrap this week? ESPN is maintaining a decent list of the remaining available Free Agents. Now the key here is to be reasonable. You can’t claim you want Chris Davis for 75 million over 8 years. You and I both know that isn’t going to happen in any world. But you can be free to not worry too much on the financials, and just assume said player signs a market value contract that’s neither team, nor player friendly and is fair and balanced. What I’m trying to say is try to be realistic. Play nice or we’ll call you out. I’m looking at you Yankee/Cardinal fans! So who is it? If you can cherry pick one player and if all things are equal, have him choose your team over anyone else, who do you want? Is it Chris Davis? Yoenis Cespedes? Wei-Yin Chen? Ian Desmond? Doug Fister? Dexter Fowler? I’ll even accept trade requests. Don’t worry about what you’ll give up, just tell me who you want. The only caveat to that is you have to link a MLBTradeRumors article that mentions that player previously in trade discussions over the past 3 months. Come on Histo. I know you’re just aching to get Jonathan Papelbon on your squad!
This song helps bridge the gap between yesterday’s discussion of great cover songs and tomorrow’s discussion yet to be announced. While Marilyn never actually recorded this song (Eartha Kitt was the first), it was covered many times by quite a few very talented artists, and yet was always most commonly and mistakenly attributed to Monroe.
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The Rays never sign any big free agent, so no point in window shopping them. There have been trade rumors, but I am not fixated on one person there–just want them to get guys who can hit, please.
#1 wish is what I don’t want. For whatever reason, Jonathan Papelbon keeps leaving the Rays off his no trade list. I can only assume/hope it’s because any trade with the Rays would require the Nats to still pay most of his salary. Regardless, please do keep off my favorite team’s roster.
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Papelbon went to high school in Florida. He may like it.
That’s my fear. That the Rays see Papelbon as a personality rehab project and trade for him if Nats pick up salary. NOOOOOOO!!
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In other words, my nightmare before Christmas.
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You could wish for a new stadium under the tree?
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Barbie Dream Stadium!
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The rules of the game required reasonable feasibility.
I expect a new stadium deal will eventually get done, but don’t look for it for another couple years at least.
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Can I get a different Star Wars movie? Please Santa Christ?
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Does this help?
http://www.inquisitr.com/2643750/mel-brooks-spaceballs-sequel-star-wars-the-force-awakens-the-schwartz-awakens-movie-posters/
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That makes me so happy
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Not really, but I’m sure it will be better.
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I thought everyone but Kevin loved it.
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Honestly, I thought it was terrible.
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I’d be interested in Chris Davis under the baseball tree in St. Louis for 6/$154 plus two option years.
Oh, and since MLBTR picked up my blog piece for its weekly “around the blogosphere” on Saturday, I’ll post my link: http://socraticgadfly.blogspot.com/2015/12/cardinals-look-to-move-on-as-cubs.html
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A Gordon-Fister package or Cespedes. And I’ve been naughtyyyyyyy! 😀
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Hey, I’m easy. The 2016 editions of Baseball Prospectus and Baseball Forecaster are all I need to keep me busy until April.
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Interesting porn selection there, sir.
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Some guys are just freaks for a nice first pitch K ratio.
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Good to see you here!
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Thanks. Old Gator invited me. I gave HBT plenty of time to get their act together and it just wasn’t happening. Couldn’t see wasting another season there.
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And, if not baseball itself, there’s hiking, photography, food (lots) and other things to talk about here, too.
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Hi! We welcome all HBT refugees. Make yourself at home.
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Yes, welcome old friend.
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Welcome aboard, Yahmule. Nice to see you escape the drek that HBT has become.
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I’m not entirely sure what all of their asking prices are at the moment, but assuming they were asking for something reasonable (unlike Chen) I wouldn’t be overly opposed with any of the following (In order): Yoenis Cespedes, Scott Kazmir, Yovani Gallardo, Chris Davis (I like him, but I think he’s going to eat up too much salary to be worth it and he will decline hard in a year or two), Alex Gordon, Mark Buehrle, Doug Fister, Gerardo Parra.
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I can easily see The Dog in orange. I think he’d be good there. Probably not gonna happen, though. 😦
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For the Astros: Chris Davis at 6X 150 MM$ (good luck with that) and Scot Kazmir at 3 X 35 MM$.
For me, I will go with Yahmule’s choices. It’s that time of year for the fantasy freaks.
For the good old USA: Photos of Donald Trump in a compromising position with various barnyard animals.
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Do you really think that would hurt Trump’s chances? I mean, more than being the pig he is?
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At this point, I don’t think there’s anything that could hurt Trump’s chances. People that love him are so completely die-hard that they’ll never leave him. No matter what he says or does.
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Hey, But Houston!
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Obviously my last note was a response to Scouts.
Remember, we’re are talking about high value gifts being placed under a tree – symbolizing nature worship – by a mythical being who supposedly visits every home in the Western World in one night.
I don’t think we are constrained by reality here.
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Someone didn’t read the directions…
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My bad, Scouts. That paragraph was just so long and boring that my ADHD kicked in.
Okay, Alex Gordon to Houston for 4 / 90 MM$.
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Davis already walked away from a 6yr/150M deal, so I don’t expect he’ll take the seam deal from a new team.
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That’s why I suggested 6 at 150-plus, and the two option years. Try to split the diff against a straight 8-year deal.
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I can photoshop you a Trump pic as soon as I get a chance to break away from actually working at work.
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I forgot. For you, the Star Wars fans and others, I’ve already Photoshopped The Bern Awakens:

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Trump and livestock in compromising positions would only solidify his standing among his base of Deliverance extras.
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I lucked out. I got the guys I wanted on a team I have rooting interests in. Thank you, Santa, for JHey and Zoby.
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Yeah, it would seem kinda greedy to ask for the Cubs to do much more.
I’m plenty content to head into spring training with the roster as it currently stands.
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Haven’t you heard? Greed is Good.
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Already got mine:
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/12376706_10208272028863254_4732734615853045361_n.jpg?oh=20fbcb381d7582ce1c6f762847eb9dd1&oe=56D8FA6C
Hope all y’all are doing well and enjoying your Xmas/Hanukkah/Holidays. Thanks again to scout and others for putting this site together to give us a chance to have adult conversations. Have you been back to HBT? It’s a fucking shitshow
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Yea, the little chapel! Congrats on the new Sith addition.
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Hey, that baby is actually really cute. I don’t say that about all babies. Congrats on the new addition.
Hopefully, the child rebels against the Empire. May the Force be with him/her. 🙂
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Thank you both, and she’s giving us a run for her money so far!
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Haha, the force is strong with that one.
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L’hayyim!
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As babies go, that’s a pretty cute one! Congrats to the Mom and your ownself.
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COPO– congrats on the beautiful baby, and my sympathy for all the lost sleep in your future
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Also, yes, HBT is getting to be overrun by people whose only apparent purpose there is to be as big a piss ant as possible.
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New Years resolution for all of us… rescue the remaining sane people from HBT… I’m talking PC, Cur, etc. Add your own names here.
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I want one of these for my backyard feeshpond:
Just for scale:
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You’ve got one already. He owns your team.
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That’s funny!
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Well played, sir!
/toast with dark rum and eggnog
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So, Godzilla’s second cousin?
He still alarms me less than that snapper we looked at a while back.
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Getting kind of close to the cloaca, there.
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Yeah, I’m a Rays fan. This is like asking the kid on welfare what she’s getting for Christmas.
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So, socks?
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Seriously, that’s what my mom got. Ha.
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Socks yes, ice cream? No, cause you’re on the Welfare!😊
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My wishes would bring the conversation down this year. Its been a tough month.
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*year
FTFY
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Hugs.
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Kind of like Col. Potter on MASH: “May we all be home before the next new year.”
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Just for you Socrates
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