When Disney owns something, they squeeze it so tightly for every single cent that by the time they are done, that thing has been pressed into a diamond, which they also convert into even more profit. And as you probably know, Disney owns both the Star Wars franchise as well as ESPN. Well then naturally ESPN writers were tasked with filling out their ideal Star Wars character rosters for a few major sports (cricket made the cut, but sorry, not you hockey!). This is just ridiculous, but I also keep reading so I have a problem, I admit.
Fan Interference 
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Is Bill Simmons up on HBO yet? Please, can he kick both ESPN and Star Wars in the nads at the same time?
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Some time 2016. I’m sure this blog will be all over it like flies on poo.
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So, is BS, (wink, wink) the poo?
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And, looking ahead six months, but …
Star Trek, bitches!
http://io9.gizmodo.com/the-first-trailer-for-star-trek-beyond-is-both-fast-and-1747902483
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