Happy Black Friday! What to get for the baseball fan you hate? How about a Ho-Ho-Hosmer sweatshirt? Also, it’s never too early to pick up something for that ugly Christmas sweater contest — Rockin’ A-Rod the Christmas Tree could fit the bill. Or, you could buy the Professor a Silent Knight sweatshirt that she would wear not-ironically even though it’s ugly. See the full selection of hideous apparel here:
As a bonus, some are downright sacrilegious and some are bound to offend conservative family members. Buy that Bringer of Reindeer sweatshirt now, so they don’t run out and you have to settle for Merry Mooosetakis or something. Guess what I’m getting @Indaburg?