Jewel maybe? You wish. Not sure how it came into my cranium, but the tune works nice with the revised lyrics don’t you think? I’m surprised how much I enjoy this jam after not hearing it in a decade or so and not being a big Jewel bro (those exist right?). And now I’ve admitted that fact on the internet…whoopsies.
Happy Friday everyone and please keep the Colon cleansed. It looks like the Mets may continue to keep their Colon. Let’s root that they do, but if not, we must begin an initiative to keep him in the bigs. Although, I’m sure someone will find his services valuable – or more precisely – invaluable.
“Slated to turn 43 next May, Colon said he’ll keep playing as long as teams still want him.”
Psst…hey teams, you want him.