So, the World Series is finally set. Since I’m an NL girl through and through, I had no horse in the AL race and like several players on both the Royals and the Blue Jays. Congratulations to the Kansas City Royals. Good luck to Ben Zobrist and Kris Medlen, but I hope the rest of the team totally tanks against the Mets.
This Week In Mascots: Now that we know it’s the Royals versus the Mets, let’s discuss the important things. No, not the matchups. Not a discussion of strong starting pitching versus strong bullpen. Let’s talk about the fact that Sluggerrr, the Royals’ lion mascot, totally put the moves on Mrs. Met once upon a time. Mr. Met might look like a super friendly dude, but he has balls and not just the one on his neck:
Will Sluggerrr try to sweet talk the missus again, or will her heart stay devoted to Mr. Met? We’ll see!
And Speaking Of Mr. Met: David Wright is such a Met, he actually looks like Mr. Met. What? You don’t believe me?
[Jeremy Clarkson’s Top Gear voice] And on THAT bombshell, good night, everybody!