Vox – the political website founded by Ezra Klein to fill the void of political news on the internet – had an article discussing that baseball is long and boring, and they are going to suffer the consequences. For such an unoriginal canard, they at least found a unique angle – fidigety-ness. Or is it spelled “fidigetiness”? However you spell it, that is the culprit. Those damn ball players and their quirks are taking up too much time.
I guess we can ditch the pitch clock, we just need to get these guys to sit still!