Game 3 of the ALCS is tonight, and it’s on FS1, so probably no “mofo’s” will be dropped by the crew. That’s good because it’s in Canada, and I’m pretty sure it’s not polite to say that on the air there. The Centre (that’s the funny way Canadians spell “field”) should be rocking cuz the stakes are high. The rally towels will probably go to the upper decks, but beer cans will not after what happened in the previous series. Hello, there’s a reason the Solo cup is ubiquitous in the US of A. Ain’t no one getting hurt in a Solo cup toss.
Anyway, let’s hope the Jays are on tonight because it would be nice for these playoffs to be competitive. We need some Bautista blasts and whatever the else the Jays have handy that will work against Cueto — but no swing-flops thankyouverymuch. And certain MVP candidates need to start acting more like MVP Miggy knocking in those RBI’s. I say this in the interests of good post-season play; it is not at all media bias. (DIE, ROYALS, DIE!)