A man named Dallas from Oklahoma leads his hipster Space Cowboys to face a Drew-less Borg in the Big Apple tonight. The Nameless in Pinstripes will have their ace on the mound. He’s nagged by an elbow injury, which is so un-cute, but he will have the rainbow power of the MCZ with him.
Tonight is all chance and serendipity. Like any fairy tale, it will feature a Monster, a changeling, dire straits, and magic — whether of the wand or bean variety. Anything can happen in October baseball — we only know there will be no Angels here.