I troll Twitter so you don’t have to.
Ruin Tomorrow Today: Phillies Twitter was a fun read today. No one is happier today than the folks over at @FireRubenNow, a Twitter account calling for the dismissal of national laughingstock Ruben Amaro Jr. Sadly, the best tweets all have embedded gifs in them, but trust me, it was a day long celebration.
That’s Not Lake Lanier, it’s The Ted: It’s finally happened. The tears of an entire fandom has flooded out Turner Field…oh, wait. Sorry, it’s just a huge storm that delayed the Braves and Mets game.
Not that it mattered. The Mets won, handing the Braves an engraved invitation to the Losers’ Club, where they’ll keep the seats warm for the Nationals come October.
Batman Returns: AJ Burnett returned to Pittsburgh today and they pulled out all the stops:
No, that’s not Photoshopped. They actually put out the Bat Signal for him. In a way, this makes me want to see the Pirates play the Mets. Burnett vs. Harvey. Which Dark Knight wins?